~WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN~

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

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p/s:hoho~is it the end of this femes social network??like i care. . .hahaha~let's twittt2 plak. . .heee~

~ANGKUBAH~

Salam~

ari ke bape da ek kuliah. . .

yg pastinye da rs bahangnye timbunan kije yg akn melanda~fiuhhh. . .

kuliah dan tutorial berjln dgn lncr dan masing2 pensyarh mahukn yg terbaek begitu jg kami tp ye lah, kena redha shje dgn ape yg ditetapkn walau xgemar mcm mne skalipn. . .duh~

"Baiklah cegu2 sekalian, kerajaan telah menetpkn supaya pljr tahun satu edu perlu bljr Maths dlm BM kembali"

hahahaha~beginilah eductn di Mesia bumi bertuah. . .senantiasa menjd bhn experimnt~smp bile ntah mahu mengfokus kpd satu2 perkara dgn telus. . .kesian kt lectrer kesian lg kat student~suda fenin la. . .konfius~

ak belek2 la nota2 maths(da amik maths, xkn nk belek notes bio plak kn)

"setengah-setengah perhubungan angkubah boleh juga ditunjukkan dlm bentuk jadual atau graf"

amenda la aiii menatang angkubah tue???

dunia dlm dilema seketika. . .byk yg perlu dinyahkan dan dikutip di laen tmpt~

berilah kekuatan kpd diriku ya Khaliq. . .

::angkubah=variable

~BERFALSAFAH~

Salam~

hari ke-3 semester baru

hari pertama masuk kelas~

"kejayaan yg sebenar adlh berjayanye diri melawan kemalasan"-edward dbono

dari assembly di dtrn hijau hinggalah bilik tutorial yg papan putihnye sudah bertukr kaler

seharian ini hari ak dipenuhi dgn falsafah2 cendekiawan dahulu kala

drpd Ibnu Batutah ke Edward dbono

smp ke Confuscius singgah plak kpd pujangga India

sehinggalah kpd Arena wati. . .

yep~

dlm kehidupan itu sbnrnya

pny byk falsafah yg dpt membntu kehidupan

tp jgnlah plak menukrknnya kepd "falsampah". . .

mood:under pressre wif da maintenance in dis college~gosh. . .air da ade letrik plak xde~apekah naseb~dugaan. . .saba wahai hati n minda. . .saba~

~TOK SAH LA~

Salam. . .

hr ke-2 pengkuliahan tp kelas xde pn. . .

duk denga taklimat deg neyh~

mcm2 la. . .

pasal major course, BIG itu. . .ini~

n yg paling penting ELAUN~hehehe. . .

denga taklimat pn penat ok~

sape kate xpenat tipu la. . .

da hbs taklimat blik la kolej kediaman~

masuk2 je gate. . .

taraaaaaa~

3 org canadian tenga duk basking kt laman kolej~duh. . .

dulu duk denga je senior2 cter

ne hah. . .tengok snri~

ostel dr sunyi sepi jd riuh~

ya ampun. . .malu woahhh. . .

maka~

tok sah la menipiskn iman yg sedia nipis neyh dgn duk memerhati depa tue. . .

bek masuk bilik buat ape2 yg patut en. . .

dengan itu~

aku tinggalkn dgn 2 potong azimat AGUNG ini. . .

Terjemahan Surah An-Nur ayat 30 dan 31~

Katakanlah (wahai Muhammad) kepada orang-orang lelaki yang beriman supaya mereka menyekat pandangan mereka (daripada memandang yang haram), dan memelihara kehormatan mereka. Yang demikian itu lebih suci bagi mereka sesungguhnya Allah Amat Mendalam PengetahuanNya tentang apa yang mereka kerjakan.

(24 : 30)

Dan katakanlah kepada perempuan-perempuan yang beriman supaya menyekat pandangan mereka (daripada memandang yang haram), dan memelihara kehormatan mereka dan janganlah mereka memperlihatkan perhiasan tubuh mereka kecuali yang zahir daripadanya dan hendaklah mereka menutup belahan leher bajunya dengan tudung kepala mereka dan janganlah mereka memperlihatkan perhiasan tubuh mereka melainkan kepada suami mereka, atau bapa mereka, atau bapa mentua mereka, atau anak-anak mereka, atau anak tiri mereka, atau saudara-saudara mereka, atau anak bagi saudara-saudara mereka yang lelaki, atau anak bagi saudara-saudara mereka yang perempuan, atau perempuan-perempuan Islam, atau hamba-hamba mereka, atau orang gaji dari orang-orang lelaki yang telah tua dan tidak berkeinginan kepada perempuan, atau kanak-kanak yang belum mengerti lagi tentang aurat perempuan dan janganlah mereka menghentakkan kaki untuk diketahui orang akan apa yang tersembunyi dari perhiasan mereka dan bertaubatlah kamu sekalian kepada Allah, wahai orang-orang yang beriman, supaya kamu berjaya.
(24 : 31)

sekian~

~DAN DENGAN ITU. . .~

SALAM~

Smlm 1hb. . .

ari ne da 2hb. . .

esok lak 3 hb~

dan dgn itu bermula la sesi bru pengkuliahan~

sekian. . .